No, Sam!

Sam poops in the basement when it rains. It doesn’t matter how long I stand outside with him, or whether or not he’s wearing his raincoat, he always poops inside. It makes me furious and I have to really dig into my psyche to find patience with him.

I don’t want to stand out in the rain either, Sam, and I certainly don’t want to come inside only to pick your poop off of the concrete floor. Grass is for pooping. Dogs can get wet. Mommies shouldn’t have to spend the entire morning worrying about your rainy-day bowels.


2 Responses

  1. And he’s big enough that putting down a wee pad would be useless because for Sam, aiming for that when dropping a deuce would be like a 1940’s bomber plane trying to hit a postage stamp.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: