I’m having my say

“Wait a minute here. I’ve lived in this house since the day you bought it and I was NEVER allowed on the couch. And two days after Jasmine moved in she was able to sleep on it? Do you think that’s fair? I mean, I can go on it now too if I want, but I don’t want to under sheer principle. I think I’ll just stare at her from afar to let her know that I don’t approve.

And another thing. Why does she always steal my toys? And when she gets them away from me successfully, she acts as if she didn’t even want my toy in the first place. What is this head game she is playing? This is MY toy. And Jasmine can only have it if I let her. Afterall, I’m the big brother.

I guess I don’t mind her sleeping on the bed with you too much because she doesn’t stay long. That silly girl would rather sleep on the hardwood floor in the hallway than in the nice comfy bed with the rest of us. I don’t like it when she tries to bite my ear when I’m asleep. I’m a big pony and I need my beauty rest.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad you brought her home, but seriously I’m getting a bit jipped. Because she is just so darn cute and even I can’t help but fall in love with her.

I guess as long as she stops winning in tug of war, or at least lets me win a few times so that I feel a little more manly, we can keep her. I do love her. But I just wanted to let you know that I think she is a pest.”



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